idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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