Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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