We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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