Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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