i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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