yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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