that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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