check it out our google latitudes are spooning
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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