you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
