Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Randomize
