He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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