I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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