Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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