I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Still dying that you shit outside
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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