Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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