this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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