My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize