Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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