I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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