in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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