some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
bring money and cleavage
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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