This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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