i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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