what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
