I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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