is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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