omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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