The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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