You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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