So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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