he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
The air was thick with penises
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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