i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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