i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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I need you to use more vowels.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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