her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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