Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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