I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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