you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize