Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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