Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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