on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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