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the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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