fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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