I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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