How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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