It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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