Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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