...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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