I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You are the jesus of drinking
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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