they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
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