God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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