I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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