I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
babies were throwing up all over the place
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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