I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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