That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
