I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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