you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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