Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Can I color on your dick again?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Dick very happy bro
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